Friday, July 5, 2013

Wake Up Call!!

7-4-2013  Newshound Guru Adam Montana    [When the RV happens is it something that the Iraq people will wake up to, or is it going to announced before hand, and have a ceremony of some sort.]   I would guess they will just wake up to it, about 8 hours before we do! 

OK, so I haven't posted anything in a long time because, well, frankly I was getting tired of showing the world how stupid the smartest man really is.  I mean, keeping up with the weekly posts of utter stupidity became tiresome, and seriously, if you don't know that Adam Montana is a fraud by now, then you deserve everything you get with the VIP membership.  Anyway, back to the latest of stupid posts. So Iraq is just going to wake up one morning and find out that their currency is now worth 1,000 times what it was the day before?  Wow!!  Oh wait, hang on just a second.  What about all those Iraqis who spent 7,000 dinar on a loaf of bread and a shiite hooker the day before the RV?  You're telling me, had they waited just one more day, that same wad of cash would now be worth 7 million U.S. dollars!!!??  Really, this is what Adam Montana expects us to believe?  Can you imagine the amount of pissed off Iraqis if this were to happen?  As if the country isn't in enough turmoil.  Adam, you are a moron.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Captain Obvious

6-23-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   to put things in perspective for you - "RV" stands for "Re Value", which is a term used mostly by investors like us. We don't expect Iraq to announce a potential "RV", so the most we can expect them to say is "increase the value"... which they do say, and they say it frequently.

Thanks for clearing that up Adam! (Geez, how stupid are your followers?)  I know I'll sleep better tonight.  Can you help me with one other thing though?  What does "douchebag" stand for?  Why can't we expect Iraq to announce the RV?  Why hide behind the phrase "increase in value"?  Is Iraq trying to keep the RV hidden from the world and we just happen to be lucky enough to know about it?  If people haven't figured out by now that Adam Montana is full of waste then they never will.  Iraq has said it will increase the value of the dinar, but it's not going to be an RV that does it.  They're going to delete the zeros, print a new currency, and raise the value of the new dinar as close to the dollar as they can, or in simpler terms, LOP.  And no, I don't mean the kind of LOP that describes Adam Montana.

A redundant post, A redundant post, A redundant post, A redundant post

6-22-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana  regarding Chapter 7 - they don't have to be out to RV, but they do need to be out to protect themselves. Therefore, I don't think they will RV until right before or after they know a release from Chapter 7 is happening. And to further nail that opinion down - I don't believe they will RV until AFTER the Chapter 7 issue is handled, because they would be screwed if they RV'd and then for any reason the Chapter 7 release was not approved.

So do they have to be out of Ch.7 or don't they?  How many times have you said that Iraq has to be out of Ch.7 to RV, a few hundred?   It seems like every week you have a new opinion on something.  I take that back.  Every week you're forced to form a new opinion because the old one was proven to be wrong.  And seriously man, how many times do we have to go over Iraq being screwed because Ch.7 hasn't been resolved?  I've already addressed that issue in two previous posts.  And guess what,  it was a stupid opinion then, and it's stupid now.

Ch 7 Sanctions
Same old crap, different day

Friday, June 22, 2012

Keep the change

6-21-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   while we all want to make a TON of money - none of us should be mad if we only triple our investment.  In my opinion, the value of the Dinar is going to keep going up. The only unknown is "how far up?" Based on that, it seems to me that the only way one can lose money on the IQD is to sell it now, at a price lower than what you paid for it.

Triple our investment!!!!!!???  How many of you guys got into this because your friends and the douchebag gurus told you that you could triple your money?  I know I didn't.  So in your opinion the value of the dinar will go up?  Well that would mean something if your opinion was worth more than 1,166 dinars.  Now, if you came to me and told me how to run a porn site, or how to set up a VIP membership scam service with a merchant account then we could talk.  When I'm in the market for either I'll let you know.  The only way we could lose money is by selling now?  I officially retract the statement of your opinion being worth 1,166 dinars.  Can you break a 250?

Lunch is for wimps

6-21-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana  Since we know the CBI plans to introduce the new currency in or around January, and we know they can't have a significant RV until they are out of Chapter 7, and we know they need a little time to resolve the HCL...doesn't it seem like everything is falling in place right at the same time? Personally, I don't believe in "coincidences" like these. It seems to be very well orchestrated, and gives me hope that things are indeed moving forward as planned.

What exactly is falling into place, Adam, and what "coincidences" are you referring to, and why is coincidences in quotations?  The only thing that's well orchestrated is your website and the promotion of your worthless book and VIP membership.  I would love to see what kind of money is being generated from that stuff.  But seriously, what "things" are moving forward?  Iraq hasn't said one word about HCL or Ch. 7, and you would think that if they need to get HCL and Ch.7 resolved before a major monetary policy could take place then it would be all over the news.  Why doesn't one single article that has anything to do with printing the new currency, implementing the new currency, deleting the zeros, adding value to the dinar, or making the dinar equal to a dollar not mention the HCL or Ch.7?  In fact, the only person who ever brings up HCL and Ch.7 is you!  Maybe it would help if you Skype Maliki and Shabibi and told them they need to get to work on HCL and Ch.7 because we're tired of waiting on the RV.  You could do that right after you get done advising Obama on how to fix the economy.

The theory of increasing stabilizing value for local trade

6-22-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   the IQD has been removed from most banks because there was so much confusion and uncertainty about it. Once the new notes are introduced and the world sees that the value has indeed gone up, and is continuing to go up and stabilize, I have no doubt that our local banks will resume trading it.

I guess Adam Montana is reading my blog now.  I figured he was.  Hey Adam, you're a douchebag!  You actually answered a few of my questions with that one statement: "the IQD has been removed from most banks because there was so much confusion and uncertainty about it."  Really think about that statement guys.  I have a few more questions now.  You said that once the new notes are introduced and the world sees the value go up and stabilize then the local banks will resume trading it.  OK, so how long will it take for the new currency to increase in value and stabilize?  Remember, according to your last post you said the new and old notes will co-exist for only a year.  So you better hope your "raise in value and stabilize" theory doesn't take longer than that.   I also have no doubt that local banks will resume trading the dinar sometime in the future, however, I highly doubt they will within the first year of the new currency being issued.  Talk about uncertainty.  That's more uncertain than me getting an ROI on my VIP membership.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Don't ask the right questions

6-20-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   The CBI is...reporting that when the new denominations come out, they plan to let them co-exist for a full year, and they are blatantly telling us that they plan to increase the value at the same time.  I have always kind of thought we would only get about 90 days to cash in (like Kuwait did several times), but if we get a full year - even better!

What do you know, another Adam Montana prediction down the drain.  In what other fields of expertise, other than a weather forecaster, does one get paid to be wrong 99% of the time?  The only thing that's blatant is just how full of it you really are.  Of course they've been telling us the plan is to increase the value, and of course the new denominations will co-exist for a somewhat lengthy period of time. That's how LOP's work Mr. Buffet.  Here are my questions which I have already addressed in a previous post.  How can we be certain that we will be able to exchange our old notes for the new notes?  Not one single bank is trading dinars right now, and can you guarantee me that they will be once this whole process starts?  If I decide to travel to Iraq to exchange them myself will they even allow me to enter the country with millions of dinars?  All we hear from Adam Montana and the gurus is how we're all going to make tons of money.  The only problem is none of them are telling us how.

All aboard

6-20-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana  As you know, I've been on the "now-to-September" train for quite some time, the CBI, through various news sources, is now reporting that they plan to introduce the new denominations not in September, but in January of 2013 which basically means we have no choice but to rename the locomotive the "now to January" train. I wish I could say the opposite, but I'm not here to...give false hope - it is what it is, and I'm always going to tell it how I see it...good, bad, or indifferent.

I'm sure you guys remember this statement from Adam Montana just two weeks ago: " I don't think Maliki will be given that long, and I think Shabibi will come back into the limelight again before September. So - I don't think it will go to 2013.  In my opinion, I am pretty confident in the "now to September" timeline."  If I had a dinar for every time Adam was wrong I would probably have around 17 dollars worth of dinar. You're not here to give false hope?  What about your false credentials?  People listen to Adam Montana because of his impressive education, experience as an investment adviser, and the claim that he made money on the Kuwaiti RV.  So if none of that is true then how is he not giving false hope?  As for the VIP membership, no thanks, I can get a better bang for my buck at a Botswanan bordello.

Leblouh - Mauritania

Saturday, June 16, 2012

An oxymoron

6-15-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   I'm a firm believer that we're not going to get a huge warning or even a major hint - it's going to come out of the blue and we're going to be in a mad dash to make the most of whatever time they give us to cash in.  I'm also a firm believer that when they introduce the new currency at a new rate, we won't have more than 90 days to exchange our bills.

I like Adam Montana's use of the oxymoron with a "major hint".  Here's another oxymoron for you - Adam Montana intel.  Has anyone thought of the implications of an overnight RV of 1,000% to 100,000% like the gurus claim will happen, let alone keeping an RV of that magnitude a secret from the population?  Example:  lets say two Iraqi men, Abdul and Richard, are looking to purchase a new car, and each have one million dinars to spend.  Abdul finds a car he likes and goes ahead with the purchase.  Richard is having a hard time finding a car and decides to hold off until he finds the one that's perfect for him and his family.  While Richard is waiting the RV suddenly occurs, and the one million dinars that Richard is holding to purchase his car is now worth one million US dollars!!!!!!  Wow!!  Now how do you think Abdul is going to take that news?  Is he going to be happy for his neighbor Richard?  The population of Iraq is over 30 million people.  Multiply that same scenario for ever single Iraqi who used their dinars the day before the RV.  There would be total chaos, and not to mention one pissed off population of Iraqis.  You think the country is unstable now!!?  Wait until that happens.

Child prodigy?

6-15-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   The Kuwaiti Dinar was a different situation. Anyone who made money on it was simply in the right place at the right time.  The Iraqi Dinar is different. If this currency is given a large boost, the government has had plenty of time to prepare contingency bills to take advantage of all the profits made by citizens here. Luckily, we are also given the same amount of time to take precautions.  ["continued in post 8...stay tuned"]

You're right about your "right place, right time" statement.  The right time would have been after Saddam invaded Kuwait in 1990, and the right place would have been in Kuwait itself.  Adam was 15 years old at the time yet claims to have made money on the Kuwaiti Dinar.  He's either the Doogie Howser of the investment world, or a lying moron.  I'll let you decide.  The real truth about the Kuwaiti Dinar is that the rate was never adjusted below 3 dollars, there was no RV, and ultimately Kuwait re-denominated their currency.  The Kuwaiti Dinar is another fabricated tale in a long line of fabricated tales used by Adam Montana and the gurus to pump the dinar, increase traffic to their sites, and in Adam Montana's case, sell VIP memberships.  Below are some links to Marcus Curtis' blog which will tell you what you need to know about the whole Kuwaiti Dinar ordeal.

Don't be such a borrico

6-15-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana  I'm not placing any bets on this particular UN meeting, from what I've been told they aren't prepared to settle the big issues.  I think we are still a few weeks out after this next meeting,  however... I will be happy to be proven wrong! They have been working towards a resolution of HCL and Chapter 7 for years and getting closer all the time.    ["continued in post 7...stay tuned"]

Adam Montana knowing the agenda for the next UN meeting is equivalent to the protagonist of the Tijuana donkey show knowing the intricacies of the British monarchy.  Very doubtful. And we know they've been working towards a resolution for Ch.7 and HCL because you tell us that in EVERY POST!!!  Suggestion, don't mention HCL or Ch.7 until something changes with HCL or Ch.7.  I could be wrong (and probably am) but I don't think even your mindless followers need to be reminded 5 times a week that nothing has changed with HCL or Ch.7.  Good grief!

Same idiot, different day

6-15-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana  tarriffs are extra taxes imposed on goods... they don't signify an RV. One could make the argument that it would be silly to add extra tax on goods that are out of the average Iraqi's reach in the first place, unless there was a plan to increase the wealth of the average Iraqi in the near future... but the tarrifs themselves have nothing to do with the value of the currency.    ["continued in post 6...stay tuned"]

Adam Montana surprised me with some extra posts this week.  I guess the snow on the mountains finally melted.  How many times do we have to discuss this tariff issue?  I have to remember that when your followers are as dumb as Adam's you can say the same stupid thing over and over.  And you're right, one could make that argument.  In fact, you made that argument about a month ago, and I showed everyone how stupid it was then too.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

American pie

6-14-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana   the article that says they have enough signatures was a pre-emptive release from the Kurds side...they may have had 170 promises, but when it came down to it they only ended up with 160 signatures, promises don't get the job done...they didn't end up with enough to boot Maliki could it still happen? Yes, but...I don't think it's going to happen. The country is split too equally, and Maliki has enough fingers in enough pies to swing the votes his way time and time again.   ["continued in post 5..stay tuned"]

OK, so what he's talking about here is the GOI getting enough signatures to oust Maliki which can be deducted from reading a couple of articles.  Any idiot can read articles.  What I want to know is why you think it won't happen, what evidence do you have of the country being split equally, and how do you know how many "pies" Maliki has his fingers in?  Really, how do you know these things?  Are you privy to articles that I am not?  Am I just supposed to believe some super secret source told you so?   It absolutely blows my mind that people actually pay for this crap.

I hate camping

6-14-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana    if you've been in this investment for over a year, you'll know that we have an important holiday coming up...Ramadan.  I say this every year...NOTHING gets done during Ramadan...if we don't see the RV before Ramadan, you can all pack your bags and go on a camping trip for a month because it will NOT happen during Ramadan...this year Thursday July 19 - Saturday August 18. They have said that they planned to release a new currency in September of this year, so that gives us about 5 weeks between now and Ramadan, and almost 2 weeks after Ramadan to in my opinion, we are sitting right on top of two very good windows of potential.   ["continued in post 4...stay tuned"]

Here we go again.  Another event the gurus can use to pump the dinar a little more than usual.  I'm surprised to not see any mention of Ch.7 or HCL.  I at least hoped Adam would inform us that nothing has changed since his last post 5 minutes ago.  Quick question, or two.  What happens when Iraq releases a new currency this September?  Not one single American bank is trading Dinars right now so how are we supposed to exchange our notes for the new notes?  Do we use the dinar dealer advertised on your website?  Are they going to smoke me on the trade like they did on my initial purchase?  Will they even make the trade?  What if Iraq doesn't allow any currency to be brought into the country?  Wouldn't Iraq make a ton of money if they simply printed a new currency with no intentions of ever honoring the notes held by overseas investors, particularly Americans who just ravaged their country for almost a decade?  Are these questions answered with a VIP membership?


Timing is everything

6-14-2012  Newshound Guru Adam Montana  This is a process that takes time and it was never meant to happen a year, two years, 5 years, or a month ago. Nothing is going to happen with the currency until they get Chapter 7 and the HCL handled. Once that's wrapped up, they can change the rate.  ["continued in post 3...stay tuned"]

The only "process" I see happening is that of credit cards being charged for a worthless VIP membership.  I wonder if Adam Montana just now came to the conclusion that this was never supposed to happen a year ago, two years ago, of 5 years ago, because I just looked up an Adam Montana chat from September of 2011 in which he implied that the RV could take place before Thanksgiving of 2011.  And that was just the first chat log I researched.  I'm sure if I dug around I could find countless examples of Adam Montana claiming the RV could happen at any minute.  So Iraq cannot change the rate until something happens with Chapter 7 and HCL?  Let me quote you, Adam Montana, on the value of the dinar:  "This currency, the Iraqi Dinar, has gone up in value since it dramatically crashed, and in all likelihood will continue to do so. In fact, it has the potential to dramatically increase in value! The Iraqi Dinar may not increase 1000% overnight, but in my's going to keep going up".   I thought nothing was going to happen with the currency until they get Ch.7 and HCL handled.  Also, didn't Iraq change the rate earlier this year from 1170 to 1166?  Where do you come up with this crap, Adam?